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Put it in the bank and live every day like the day before!

I’m a professional do-nothinger!

Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up?

It’s the only miracle I’ve actually seen the sumbitch do!

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing “Hallelujah.”

But you try and tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe ya’.

Nope, nope…

You’re absolutely wrong about him. He’s a PILE of shit, not a piece!

Fuck off you brain dead traitor!

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Shit slidin’ away

Shit slidin’ away You know the nearer your destination The more you’re shit slidin’ away…

Hard times, literally!

I looks hairy and scary and I ain’t going in there without a miner’s light and a 2 x 4 strapped to my ass!

We have discussed things about religion and why I don’t believe in it but I’ve never asked him what he’s decided nor do I really care. I never hear him or his friends discuss religion so I’m guessing he’s indifferent to it. It’s not a matter much discussed because it’s not any part of our daily lives.

I’m a devout atheist and my wife is Christian though she doesn’t ever practice it or go to church. When our son was born we came to the agreement that I would not steer him away from religion and she wouldn’t push it upon him until he was of a decent age to let him decide for himself. He’s 21 now and I still don’t know what he believes nor is it my business but I can tell you it worked for our family.

Never monkey around with another monkeys monkey. I learned that!

Well I’ve obviously forgotten about that. I should at least remember changing my underoos around you!

Hell, I forgot if I changed my britches this morning!

Making you some Liver and onions are ya!

Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

It’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned

A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour

Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars

It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side

It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick

But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide

We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point

We go round every two hundred million years

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions

In this amazing and expanding universe…

Cracker Jacks! God the prizes suck now!