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Vomiting every day like clockwork and a high libido with no ability to achieve orgasm, but in return you get hyper focus that you can’t turn off cause the stuff never stops affecting you. Sure I missed my SO, but I missed my old self too. I guess it’s alright if you can’t be trusted with stimulants and really need the help but I’ll never take it again

I prefer to think that if they’re titles, then each line is the name of a different sub at the desire dungeon down the road

From way back when people were actually attracted to women, not just hypersexualized images

Always has been.

Conversely, you can do some pretty cool stuff with the (arguable not that important) life you’ve been given, and you can enjoy wherever you’re at.

But nothing anybody ever does will matter that much on a cosmic scale. So no stress.

Had a girl pull out a full set of knives for “scraping and light cutting”. Never been more scaroused

I’d say three ways are pretty common, but trains and glory holes and the like get pretty kinky imo

Definitely goes much further down the rabbit hole but I’ve not gone that deep

The logo used to show up as a stamp on party pills back in the day too. Good times.

Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious

Agreed, I just like being a dick for my own amusement sometimes

Also because sandwiches are a different shape. Hotdogs are a type of taco

What are those brown streaks that seem to shoot through their teeth over many years then disappear?

Nevermind, great shit post Mickey7, got me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBrdr5Ghn8

Papa Smurf - Can I Lick Your Ass?

Just all the old under-4gb USB drives people threw out. Far slower than a normal data center and costs surprisingly more to power, but it was cheaper to build at least!