One time I made my husband a valentine’s card that said

“Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.”

No, I’M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!

Hey, we got a typewriter at some point, it didn’t help much with having to start the whole page over every time you made a mistake, but it did get the teachers off my back about my terrible handwriting so that was nice.