

Sometimes I walk around town late at night. Last week I saw a guy with a sleeping bag napping in the park gazebo. He wasn’t bothering me or anyone, so I just let him be.


Sometimes I walk around town late at night. Last week I saw a guy with a sleeping bag napping in the park gazebo. He wasn’t bothering me or anyone, so I just let him be.
It’s enough to keep an individual housed and fed, but you’d probably have to go on the dole to treat a serious medical issue. I wouldn’t want to have to raise a family on it. I would not consider it a good income by local community standards.
(lower CoL part of the USA)
Why is Chicago so windy?
Because Wisconsin blows and Indiana sucks.
Adapt the geography as appropriate to the audience.
You need therapy bills to economically quantify your emotional damages so that you can sue somebody for them.


One neat thing about solar and wind energy, that might have national security implications in light of recent events, is that it’s really hard to blockade.
I know a couple of math tricks you can do with playing cards.
Give an audience member a pre-sorted deck of cards. Remove any card. Riffle shuffle the deck 3 times (4 if you’re bold). Return the removed card to a random position in the deck. Magician examines the deck and identifies the card.
Audience member selects any 5 cards and hands them the the magician’s beautiful assistant. Assistant examines these cards, and reveals 4 of them, one at a time, to the magician. Magician predicts the 5th card.


Jingle bells Jingle bells, Santa Claus is dead // GI Joe the Eskimo shot him in the head.
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream // Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school // We have tortured every teacher and we’ve broken every rule.
Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, Look at these.
Cultural malice can certainly cause offense, but to me cultural appropriation is a distinctly different offence, due specifically to willful ignorance. When cultural symbols have a very specific meaning, and are misused as vaguely exotic, people of that culture, who know those symbols and see them being used ignorantly and improperly, and now know that you didn’t really care about their culture, couldn’t even be bothered to ask anybody or look up how to use them authentically.
As a non-example, I don’t consider it cultural appropriation when culture when I eat tacos, assuming I eat them for the same reason the Mexicans do – their people’s food is better than my people’s food.