Some of the pan handlers i knew were making $500 a day.

But its a fuckin hard life, especially now that no one carries change.

I’d rather “work” in an office to make me drug money

Come on, Space Quest V was not written for kids

The irony is i was a total slut for both data and sex

Its wild that Americans get 2 weeks annual leave which also doubles as their sick leave.

And you guys think this is just fine.

I always loved in Snowcrash the key antagonist drove around on a motorbike with a side car with a ex-soviet nuke wired to a heart beat monitor. Security companies spent their time not trying to stop him but trying to stop his numerous enemies from trying to kill him

Sure its going to be a bit of a fizzle when the tritium decays but still gonna make one hell of a hole in the road if someone dares to hit him.

The real truth is he probably talked about getting high (or got really high/drunk), complained about his wife, life, work, talked money (and lack thereof), shit jobs and probably of either sports or gaming.

Threads and Where the wind blows taught me that there is no living after a nuclear war. Just a excruciating decline and collapse

Well huffing expanding foam is certainly gonna lead to a incident