I’ve emailed their customer service explaining why I’ll be dropping them as soon as my subscription renews.

Digital feet only, you say?

If I won’t own them, I’m not buying them. This is them shooting themselves in the feet.

Disco Elysium. I think I’ll be okay, it’s just going to be a miserable year.

Make eye contact, smile widely, and enthusiastically extend my hand so she knows I’m not a threat.

No, I actually just keep walking, not altering my path. Occasionally will give them a nod, just like I’d give anyone.

Retirement is a modern idea. But looking after the elderly or infirm in your tribe probably dates back to when we were using stone tools and living in caves.