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The puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanly

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The puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanly

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Just…open the hole from behind with your finger before shoving your straw in.
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  That’s what she said

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