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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 15 days ago

Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing

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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    If you show up to a cafe smelling like an anime convention or a TCG tournament then you have only yourself to blame when your date runs away gagging.

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      Dart tournaments are just as bad.

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        Lol fr? I thought dart people were more on the normal side than the nerd side…

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          Oh God no. They drink a lot and eat like shit. State dart tournaments smell like BO and a porta-pottie. There’s so much methane I’m surprised none have exploded yet.

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            Can you tell us more about the exciting world of darts?

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              That’s about it. I quit playing when my kid was born.

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