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Missionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh light

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https://packaged-media.redd.it/u4u51mwrtsnh1/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&var=sgpssan&v=1&e=1788728400&s=26b8db3c45716ebceb710581ae25e65975162ba5

Sorry for the r-link, but that seems to be the source.
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  Judging by their reaction, having a fleshlight on one’s porch seems like a sensible idea.

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