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Tried Xanax and woke up with $6K

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Tried Xanax and woke up with $6K

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It was you! It’s mine pal, give it back please.
lefaucet@slrpnk.net
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Sure you didn’t earn that $?
- MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  Also, taking xanax makes your anus so sore you won’t be able to shit right for a week.

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