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Remember when “drink verification can” was a funny absurd scenario and not something that seems like it could happen any day now?

Make sure you enable developer mode before attempting to sideload water into the toilet!

“This year’s feast has been graciously provided by our sister school across the pond, the Gun Violence School of Magic! Their funding was cut again this year, so please be polite.”

OH BOY I’ve been shinin’ my ball for this very occasion!

Seriously, dealing with Windows OOBE is like walking through a used car lot.

“Decline offer” “Decline offer” “Not right now” <hey, we need to update! See you in 30 minutes!> “Remind me in three days” “Turn off cloud backup” “Yes, I’m really sure” “Decline offer” “Share minimum telemetry” (oh, you thought you could turn that off? Lol. Lmao, even)

I don’t know how anyone finds that mess easier than linux.

Unfortunately a lot of people still see him as an outsider tech genius who is standing up to the wealthy liberal elite. This is despite the fact that he is, on paper, the richest person alive. A lot of people I know, family even, curse Bloomberg and Gates as antichrists pulling the strings of the government puppet, despite the fact that Musk, Thiel, Kushner, etc. are literally doing that shit in the open

Sounds like a reversal of flooding the zone… I like it

And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.

Seriously this is a “…and this is their 15th anniversary” kinda story

Say that to my Gmail tab in chrome eating up 1.5 on its own

Userd is not listed in sudoers.filed. Lennart poettering will now teleport behind you

“We’re sorry, but acts of otherworldly beings is not covered in your policy…”

In our garden I have a bucket with a seat lid. When I love just sitting and watching the plants do their thing

OMG you are such EPIC BACON AWESOMESAUCE!

WAFFLES!!!

LOL sorry I’m so random sometimes xDxDxD

…mom?