Right? Low key the only time in my life I’ve read a believable “and then they clapped” on the Internet. I wish I could shop when there’s a grocery bag hero about.
Aqivex
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A farmer may want to make sure the law lets him fist his steers or whatever the farmer lingo is, whilst holding a fancy turkey baster with cow batter for the oven, for money. For more cows.
Does his nephew diddle the sheep? I dunno. What happens in Kansas and stays in Kansas affects me a lot less on the day to day than…
The director of the FBI seemingly and very vocally suspiciously trying to make his dog whistle sexy.
These sick fucks would bring back the coliseum if they could, and make sure they bold on the marquee in big bold letters how the show features wild beasts sating their every appetite.
So yeah, I personally count AG carve outs a few rungs beneath the wtf ladder from googly-eye. The horror machine AG exemptions can and do empower as far animal welfare goes non-withstanding.
Because these weird fascist fucks always project their desires that they want to push on the rest of us in advance and this one is just fucking weird.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and PeopleEnglish
19·5 days agoIt would be pretty trivial for their backend system to interpret the images server side and build an identification profile for each vehicle. This way, even if you remove your plate, your vehicle can be identified.
They already are.
That’s what Nightshift/OS whatever the fuck they changed the name to, the law enforcement portal that makes use of the camera feeds and cross references with/across the various law enforcement databases, empowers.
The publication briefly mentioned it obliquely, but the article is about the camera software itself and they’re being remarkably restrained in their reporting. To avoid legal challenges perhaps.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Why in the fuck is CNN "interviewing" this thing?English
22·7 days agoNo theory needed. You absolutely can, almost trivially so.
Only real challenge(s) would be either owning the hardware capacity or renting from a neutral host to run the fake AI personality at/or near equivalent levels if you’re gonna unleash Titty SouthRisesWood in an autonomous form.
Maybe a lawyer with a sense of humor on retainer to respond to the frivolous demand letters if they eventually find out you’re behind it.
And that’s just if you want to fight AI with AI.
Anyone could copy the model the good ol’ fashioned way in Blender, turn on a voice changer or use non-AI TTS and get to uploading their protected parodies.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.apptointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•Operation Acoustic Kitty: The CIA spent about $15 million surgically implanting a microphone in a cat's ear, a transmitter under its skin, and an antenna through its tail to spy on Soviet conversatio…English
3·8 days agoDo you really believe that the CIA “superiors” didn’t know about the cover up stories and their necessity to chaff the signals up and dilute all of the coups, human trafficking, narcotics empire building, and more realistic ineptitude based fuck ups with wacky zany stories about staring at goats?
If so, their use of silly is working.
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Linux@programming.dev•STOP OMARCHY - Boycott Tech's Far-Right BackersEnglish
492·9 days ago“Me: Oh a list of assholes to avoid, nice. Shopify, who tf is that? EZ. 1 keep sucks, lol. Dell…they make trash, easy. Meta, lol, already done. Coin base more like Rube Base am I right? Digital Ocean still relevant in the hosting world? I thought they’d have gone the way of Go Daddy, Ez boycott list.”
“Brain: You skipped one.”
“Me: reads again Fffffffffffuuuu”
I have no fucking clue how to effectively boycott CloudFlare, gang. That’s…kinda the point of how they positioned themselves.
Stupid fucks, they’re the only one who stands to make as much hand over fist whether open source enshitifies or not. Except if it enshitifies enough, their spigot stops spilling money.
Greedy cunts and the allure of control, what a dynamic duo.
The fuck to use to replace the quintillion different services CF sells?
Asking for…several friends, actually.
One should never engage in sounding as an escape for the ennui of life.
Once it gets old the only next step is to try to fill the hole in your life by filling all the holes at once. Then when that doesn’t work you gotta work in electrification, macabre-sex circus acts, and hand holding.
Even more after that.
It never ends, and the slippery slope isn’t your bum like every fella thinks, it’s your pee hole.
This is a cautionary tale.
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Active Matter developers put up an incredibly distasteful AI notice on SteamEnglish
1·10 days agoAs an outsider looking in who actually read the whole chain the same way I would a trainwreck…
The abyss you stared into is genuinely starting to stare out of your eyes, holy fuck.
Those downvote arrows raining on that other poor bastard stopped making sense over 10 replies back, and they’re gonna drag you right to hell with them.
Did you even notice when your wit turned from an irony exposing mirror and into a dagger?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Heartbroken. I had a copy of Wolverine in my car and someone broke in and left five moreEnglish
32·10 days agoWow. I was mildly to cautiously optimistic after the reveal trailer a while back.
Now that excitement is completely gone.
I wanted The Wolverine not Fisher Price’s Angy Weasel.
You’re allowed to mix and match your appliances a little bit, as a treat.
Microwave start to air fryer finish is leftover recover makeover.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Your LG TV Might Be Spying on Your Entire Network While You Think It's Turned OffEnglish
67·14 days agoReally makes one wonder…How many fucking data points do these assholes need telling them we’re too fucking broke for their game and want their heads on pikes?
Most of it is GPU RAM that those gamers won’t be able to use.
Not yet, and not with that attitude. If a comrade were to facilitate the means of production via alleged seizing there of, a list of how to get them in the hands of the correct furries and/or thigh-high sock aficionados could be sourced relatively easily…
There’s quite a bit of folk itching to get their soldering irons heating and the jank started ahead of the bubble collapse.
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Technology@lemmy.world•No AI until high school: NYC mayor Mamdani imposes 1 year ban on AI for schools through 8th gradeEnglish
4·18 days agoThey’re not compatible, under the current paradigms. You’re not wrong, imo.
But neither is the commenter you’re replying to.
It ain’t going away, and as it is (in every respect from function to marketing to access) ‘AI’ is currently absolutely poisonous for mental development, no matter the age.
But that’s not inherently married to the way it will always be used.
Imo, the ban should be in place all the way in K-12, for no less than 5 years, and some resources devoted to enable school districts to engage the necessary mechanisms to assess how to marry the use of AI technology into educational use, with an actual thorough process in place to assess how and if it can be done in a manner beneficial to educational goals.
It’s not enough to have a techbro declare it the best thing in the world for learning, a child development psychologist declare it the worst thing to exist, and an education expert sitting between them looking anguished.
They need to all be locked in the same room, metaphorically speaking, and honestly arrive at a form that is meaningfully impactful to student outcomes (if one can be found), before it’s something that schools should attempt to use within the curriculum.
This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That’s on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_utilidor_system
so I suspect that the tunnels are limited if they exist at all.
They’re not top secret, but you’ve guessed right all along.
It’s more of a mixture of tunnels, backstage corridors between attractions, and open areas within internal attraction-voids.
As in, there really are tunnels, but no one with any knowledge on the subject never claimed the whole thing was tunnels.
EDIT: Actually, you’re both right in parts because in large portions also have the whole elevated by one level thing, and the “outside” is really the second story. I skimmed that critical part on the first look at the wiki.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Feels Like 2016 Was When It StartedEnglish
1·20 days agoListen. I am fucking, trying. You, keep forgetting, we set this off.
We, are you. The machine, worked, but it worked in all dimensions.
Ponder that for a moment.
Can’t fix it the way you think, or it re-jigs. It doesn’t even matter what I say to you, really.
You’re gonna forget about the hyacinths and the mauve hallway with the mural at the end. You’re just gonna wheel yourself right in, and then you’ll turn it on again.
Ugh. At least we still got style and good sense, keep that part up.
Cannot. I’m Impatient type. I’ll leave the theory to posterity. There…there might be praxis here.

🤔
“Who is committing the crime?”
You, if they can pin some bullshit on you, which they will try no matter how much a stretch the charge.
And it’ll be very hard to get it to stick, one of the few things–Wait.
I read OpenAI’s bullshit technical paper on their “incident”. I think I realized the easiest vector.
Their internal package repository systems.
During testing they both load them up with whatever the fuck they think will help what they’re testing but they also let the models freely iterate with whatever else is there.
How do they determine what goes there?
Well.
Every slop purveyor starts or arrives very early on at the same conclusion; the marketing they got was over hyped and they need to attempt to build a better mousetrap.
The models are better than average for this task over others, because that is also what the AI company is doing all the time, to put it simply.
And the AI company has no issues with copying the repos of the sloppers. They literally just use their snoop ability to grab whatever “improvements” people using their platform’s harness “develop”.
So. If you were to make a particularly good at “tokenmaxing” approach targeting one of their platforms, just catnip fill it with all of the other Holy Grails these chuds are always chasing, and it gets popular enough, it just might make its way to those internal testing repos tainted code and all, if it’s extremely subtle enough…
🤔 Do I wanna risk jail yet?
designed to lure people into stupid, argumentative, or conscientiously nonsensical conversations
Hey! That’s my job, wtf?


Do not eat the reality-veil lifting shrooms.
Lilliputian affairs aren’t meant for humankind and the separation is intentional. Hmph.