Bahnd Rollard
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Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some good but mundane or niche insults?
55·6 days agoThe Monty Python French taunters classic is a scathing insult and noone gets it. Break down the line:
“Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries”
Firstly, they are calling your mother a fast-breeding rodent, ergo, your mother is a whore, that one is simple. Second, why would your father smell of elderberries? What was it used for at the time? Wine, but better wine would be made from grapes from France or southern England, implying your father was was not just a drunk, but a cheap drunk.
Its one of the most insulting lines ever uttered on film and it has so many layers, which is why that movie is hillarious.
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•LibreOffice breaks download records after declaring it has no AI features
3·8 days ago[thousand yard stare]… You have my sympathies…
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•LibreOffice breaks download records after declaring it has no AI features
2·8 days agoHow the hell is sending to high user count DLs not restricted to people capable of thinking and breathing at the same time (or managment, which ever signs your paychecks)?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Whats the most boring unpopular opinion?
4·9 days agoRoses are red
Violets are blue
Wololo
Roses are blue
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Whats the most boring unpopular opinion?
4·9 days agoNow thems fighting words.
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•[Opinion] Apple CEO Tim Cook's Legacy Is Dull Products And Spineless CapitulationEnglish
2·12 days agoCorrect. But I hope that motorola makes a second one. So ill be shouting from the rooftops for people to get their soon to be legally problematic computing equipment sooner rather than later.
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•[Opinion] Apple CEO Tim Cook's Legacy Is Dull Products And Spineless CapitulationEnglish
5·12 days agoSeconding the motorola suggestion, but hold a little longer until the GrapheneOS compatable models drop.
So… I have thoughts on this, there is a reason the heyday of formal dueling went away.
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The concept that ones honor was an intangable part of ones person is not as guarded as it was in the 1790s.
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We know how to make not shit guns.
The point of the formal duel was to stand your ground against the risk of being hurt, not to purpously maim your opponent. This only worked because smooth bore pistols could be weilded by the common man, and they were unlikely to hit the other person (even if you were practiced). The other part was having your second negotiate with the other party on your behalf and waiting a full day at a minimum before any actions were taken (other than making arrangments for arms, a venue and hopefully a doctor).
This whole process would simply not work in [current year] because none of the societal factors are in place. People would not patiently wait 24 hours before taking action, honor is not ascribed to be part of ones person these days, and guns work… they shoot where you point them (so skill is a much bigger factor now than luck, which defeats the purpous).
I so wish as a society we had a conflict resolver that fit a similar role, but thats pure fantasy.
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Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What’s one rule/phrase that you live by?
5·14 days agoDont do anything that you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why is the Internet reverting to the 90s?
1·14 days agoThe asthetic is coming back, the protocol is not. Were still going to be using all the modern tools to ensure a secure and encrypted connection, but visiting shit that looks like the OG SpaceJam website.
I understoon that reference.
They make cars with buttons? I thought ever car made after 2020 had an tablet taped to the dashboard …
I see we are doing beans again.
All of them live at peoples houses (so access to a normal power source) and either have some small lithium cell or an 18650. Only expirmenting with small solar panels and you need larger ones to run repeaters or routers as they are more active.
It is and it isnt, you do need to put in effort and manage expectations with meshnets (which makes it a hard sell for normies and people without a direct need). I was at DefCon a few weeks ago with my nerd herd and we functionally only used Meshtastic for our coms for the entire conference. On a few occasions I had to set the hop count to 5-7 but that was to get messages into or out of the main building. Once in the main hall (and using the cons firmware because it needed to default to shorter chirps to not saturate the airwaves) it worked just fine and our fleet of nodes was working perfectly.
Do note that there were ~2500 meshtastic nodes inside a convention hall, and electromagnetically speaking, that was probably the most chaotic place west of the mississippi that week.
As for out in the wild, Ive set up a small fleet of repeaters around town and can send longer range signals a quite a long distance away. Any further communication would require enabling MQTT, setting up servers and building real infrastructure. Thats a whole other can of worms I dont have the time to do yet.
There is a level of irony on this topic regarding Lemmy. In that the lead dev is persona non grata in a majority of instances and his instance is defederated by many others.
“Death of the Author” is one of those questions that needs an answer but people wont be consistent in their responses, especially weird online communities like here.
I agree, its soundtrack writen for an enviroment thats much more open ended than for movies.
Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's quite the burden knowing I'm always the smartest person in any given room.
3·23 days agoUgh… I feel your pain.
Linux full time at home, bazzite/steamOS for games. Mint for the media center. Debian on proxmox for homelab, and early attempts to not hurt myself with nix for the laptop.
But I support windows/OSX at work, so I have to keep up with all three worlds.



They were shouting it at king arthur (the taunters clearly knew who he was, he was introduced as such), I think his parents could afford the costs to get what ever shipments they wanted, be them from France… Or [shudders for comedic effect] Scottland.
You are correct in that people used what they had, and that is entierly the joke. Wine made from elderberries was much more common up north where imports were not something people had… Unless they were of nobility.