Wow, thank you!

Oh wow, alright. Thank you!

Wait, what’s going on here? Did he do something or is this just a random shitpost?

You are me hero today!

You are now required to wear a cape for the next 24 hours.

My youngest was suicidal and my wife and I took a handful of suicide awareness and prevention classes. They were put on by the community and incredibly helpful.

Maybe start there?

Even this ketchup packet isn’t big enough for my mother in law when she orders lasagna.

Yes, she drowns it in the ketchup.

I try to do business with mom and pop shops as much as possible. All the local mom and pop tire shops have been bought out over the years and become trash.

I went back to DT after a 20+ year hiatus and found their service, pricing, and willingness to work with me delightful.

For example my car uses a very specific tire and I got a flat on the side wall. They just happened to keep a set from a previous driver in near new condition to replace that one tire for labor only until the very specific tire could be brought in 3 weeks later!

Then they discounted the original labor off the new tire purchase price.

Oh I bet it was!

😆😆😆

Because they’re perfectly balanced, the way all things should be.

Angry, and with no lube.

Did you just include her phone number?

Somebody needs to hug that person. If they’re going to a robot for comfort…

I’m told the amount of dry spaghetti that fits through this hole is one portion.

I’ve never tried, first my wife and I had kids that ate like they’ve never been fed before. And now that we’re empty nesters we do meal prep so I still cook the whole batch.

Doing the lord’s work 🤣🤣🤣

At work it’s common to say “peanut butter over…” Meaning someone is spread over lots of tasks in a chain instead of just doing one task. Next time someone says it I’m sending them this.

Love it!

Same! It’ll be like Sharknado meets Watchmen by Liefield lol

Ah, the sound of TV static. How I miss you.

Hopefully this is just the beginning. Go after all of the AIs!