Your job title: Terminally Online

Finally some grade A shitposts.

Dropped his ass from our wedding reception playlist 5 years ago!

Do the handlebars on the moped count?? Ahhh

Bet

Ari Shapiro isn’t chickenshit. It’s a fair question in the context of the interview, and the response to the question is awesome.

Charlie Kirk was an extremely hard working man, no doubt. It’s sad he spent his energy ambushing tired college kids with well rehearsed rhetoric instead of seeking truth.

A very well placed .30-06 to the Carotid artery ended his personal campaign of disinformation. May he rest where he lays.

~a eulogy for the fallen

Happens way less often in the mid west vs SF Bay Area

Quite refreshing to have no idea what a lot of people do for a living

That’s what I do at home with a Ubiquiti setup. Seperate network with client isolation enabled.

It’s ironic you posted this in a shitpost community. Kind of the point of this place ya?

Send quickly cause we needed to leave 😳

My partner’s father always used hydrogen peroxide to treat fresh cuts, so when I met my partner we always used it too. Never did that before meeting them.

Ha I’ve never actually looked into it, thanks. Never used H2O2 growing up but my partner did from my father in law.

Cat Owner essentials checklist:

• Litterbox
• litter
• food
• water bowl
• carrier
• hydrogen peroxide

Tre flip the cleavage gap 🤙

Ha I’m imagining an obnoxiously shiny bridge blinding every driver, pedestrian, and bird on a sunny day.

I wish I could have gone to Burning Man before it was completely cooked.

Not sure what I would bring to the table. Maybe just a trunk load of charcoal and cook for three days straight.

Ah I looked up the current menu at both places and the 4505 burgers are $15/$20 where NOPA’s was exactly $29

But with tax and tip makes sense

Is this 4505 on Divis?

Edit: Figured it out. OP went to NOPA and got the burger. Great restaurant with excellent service.

I’d smash that halibut crudo currently on the menu. Yes this place is high end.

This is the game for people who come back into Michigan before Thanksgiving but can’t or don’t want to attend the Bears game on Thanksgiving day.

Not surprised it’s expensive.

When was Delta cheap? I live near a fortress hub and it’s $500+ to fly anywhere. Maybe I was one of the 25% pricing test