It’s a guy called Tango. Pretty much the opposite of what his appearance would suggest. Does a fair bit of charity work as well, after his daughter died.

As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.

Upgrading every two years because the old one broke, rather than because of a crippling addiction to consumerism?

If Anthropic don’t know you write shit code and want to tear down their entire world, what the fuck are you playing at?

I remember using it when it was Star Office… Think it got given away on a cover disk on a magazine.

And Hill’s biscuits. They’re the only people who can fuck up a custard cream. Mind boggling.

The comic sans really lends an air of solemnity to the whole thing.

Imagine being so nuts that even David Icke seems sane.

As bad as that last movie was, I’m still glad Colin Trevorrow want allowed anywhere near it. There are few directors who are that out of their depth when given a big budget…

Foxy Brown looks on from the back of the bus.

I’m happy enough with a Legion Go for little games and my PS5 for big games.

I think the consoles having weak RT has meant the 10x0 series having a longer than usual lifespan, since they still have to write games for traditional lighting models.

Still on a 1060. Refusing to upgrade until GPU prices return to reality.

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Yeah, we know. We just can’t believe that you actually use it for anything important.

In my day we used to just have a wank and be done with it

Or was that MTG. Same shit applies, probably. Not much time for hygiene when you’re trying to catch up on One Piece, Bleach and Naruto.

Well you’re not going keep a small army of incels addicted to “content” and dubious financial apps signed up to via affiliate links if you get them all laid now, are you?

I switched to Chrome back then because it ran tabs in separate processes. A tab crashing in Firefox would take the whole browser down.

The final straw for me was the plugins. Flash, Java, Acrobat, etc. Chrome kept them up to date for you. Firefox made you just through hoops, which eventually lead to a rogue site injecting crap onto my machine which took me a day to clean up. Plugins are pretty much dead now, but back then you needed them for half the web to work.

Chrome really was a great browser back then (and MS were still in the “what’s wrong with Internet Explorer?” era), and it’s a shame that they’re now working so hard to fuck it up again.

Firefox users right now: