

“Does this appliance have networking, require an app, or have a firmware update feature?” should not be a question required before the purchase of virtually anything, let alone something for the kitchen.
Unless you’re an influencer or deranged, in which case: carry on. I’m not going to kink shame you.

The final paragraph:
IIRC NHK (via maybe Japanology?) did a piece on this a few years ago, and the number of centenarians whose death had been hidden to keep their benefits flowing was staggering.
Though I think they chose the low hanging fruit: those aged 110 (or 120?) and higher.