I filled an 800 litre hot tub up in abiut 2.5 hours.

1000 litres won’t take long.

Although you also have to account for distance…

Until EVERY vehicle is self-driving then no, I’ll drive myself

Does this mean we will get SkiFree and 3d pinball back?

He took the wrong 80 year old blonde who likes kids

Just felt like you were

Yes. I agree. I’m not sure why you’re arguing with me about it

I’m not saying it is. Just that you can’t please anybody it seems

100% guarantee that if she did have armpit hair some other sad bastard would be making a post commenting on it

Visit any old city in the UK (York and Edinburgh for example) and a lot of passages between streets have steps with uneven heights.

When you’re expecting it, its fine, you take extra care. But when its a modern building and they’ve fucked it up you really notice

Well I’m away at the moment on a short holiday but without my wife and dog.

So being unable to hold either I guess I’d get off the train and drink myself into a coma.

Unless of course I can get home quickly

I bought Windows 11 pro from a cd key reseller for like £5…

That’s what a bot would say

Look at X and the cesspool it has become since moderation stopped.

Pizza - always 12-15 minutes at 180c.

Taiwan, brought to you by Nvidia

Dude, whatever you think this is, to the rest of us its a sign that you need medical intervention

When i was doing my GCSE maths way back when, I asked my maths teacher as we were finishing a lesson on quadratic equations

“Miss, will I ever need any of this”?

“Probably not”.

“Thanks miss”

To be fair, Count Binface has some excellent policy ideas.

Yep. Whilst we all have different tastes, can’t beat a quality glass of red wine with a Sunday roast.

Tbh i was having a beer every night after work, so this is an improvement.