They will even give long service medals to inanimate objects like industrial machinery.

I’m going to give my Gameboy Advance SP a medal for resilience.

Call me a heathen, but I prefer parallel in my milk.

Came to comment the same, only to realize afterwards that you already did before me. I’ll leave my comment, to show that I really should wake up completely before commenting.

it’s basically the plot of this movie: Flow (2024)

Yeah chickens are as funny as they are dumb! I was once working at a friend’s farm. She has a henhouse nearby where we were working, and the chickens were there doing chicken stuff very close to their house.

At a certain point I was digging and hoeing and stuff, minding my own business. At a certain point I felt like I was observed, I turned my head and I saw that I was surrounded by the chickens. They looked at me like “oiii mate, nice dirt you have right there! i reckon there’s plenty of earthworms to be found eeeeh?” I started laughing because those chickens all day didn’t pay attention to me not even for a second. But as soon as I moved a little bit of dirt they came running!! Not even when I fed them they ran so fast!!!

Another time one of the chickens managed to jump over the roof of their house. We don’t know how she did it. The point is that she didn’t know how to get back. We tried to help her but she was scared. We tried everything but it looked like there was no hope. In the end we had to put a little feed on the roof so that she was busy eating, and I was able to catch her and rescue her.

They are little goblins with very small brains but they are really cute and entertaining!

Driving under the influence (of catnip)

assorted comforted supported teleported

yeah chickens have many qualities, but certainly “stealth” ain’t one.

Maybe it’s not that bad

Aluminium hydroxide is a common ingredient in over-the-counter antacids, with some products containing up to 500 mg of aluminium per dose. Chronic use can significantly increase systemic aluminium levels.

I didn’t fact check it, though.

Edit: I think I found a better source, and a better quote

Antacids have 300–600 mg aluminum hydroxide (approximately 104–208 mg of aluminum) per tablet, capsule, or 5 milliliter (mL) liquid dose. Little of this form of aluminum is taken up into the bloodstream.

Oral exposure to aluminum is usually not harmful. Some studies show that people exposed to high levels of aluminum may develop Alzheimer’s disease, but other studies have not found this to be true. We do not know for certain that aluminum causes Alzheimer’s disease.

Some people who have kidney disease store a lot of aluminum in their bodies. The kidney disease causes less aluminum to be removed from the body in the urine. Sometimes, these people developed bone or brain diseases that doctors think were caused by the excess aluminum.

Although aluminum-containing over the counter oral products are considered safe in healthy individuals at recommended doses, some adverse effects have been observed following long-term use in some individuals.

Source: https://wwwn.cdc.gov/TSP/PHS/PHS.aspx?phsid=1076&toxid=34

I think I want this ❤️💕 (I’m not sure…)

vegan “cheese” tastes pretty much identical lol.

I agree! Kechek for example tastes really good, my friend used to make it and we’d eat it with bread late at night. Very very tasty! With some fermented carrots on the side :)

I’m not vegan, but I know you can easily have very tasty vegan things! ☺️

I’ve never tasted those in particular but I know my cousin really likes them. I just never had the opportunity to try them yet! But I’m fairly sure I’ll like them!

Sauerkraut, pistachios, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, almonds, nuts, all of that make great snacks

And should I start talking about all the different cheeses?? 😋

Thank you for reminding me that I have some green olives to snack on :) Delicious 😋

pickles are love pickles are life

anything fermented actually

I think OP was saying that as they grow up girls stop doing cartwheels. Because grown girls don’t do cartwheels. I think you should see it as a “we live in a society” meme

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For me it makes sense! I also imagine the name could originally be Fugazzi with two z, as that would make more sense in Italian. And then it maybe was anglicised first as Fugazy (as said in Wiktionary) and finally Fugazi!

and you don’t know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!