If I ever want anyone to know I’m old, I either tell them about the snowstorm of '32 or that I use Pandora. Still got all my stations from college!

There was a Haruhi Suzumiya game? That’s gotta be completely chaotic

Mr. and Mrs. McGill,

Thank you for your time. While the vicious poisoning of your son was a horrific tragedy, I am sure that with the evidence we discussed, justice will be served and the perpetrators will be made to financially compensate your shattered family. If you need to contact me or any of the other lawyers at our firm regarding this important matter, you can reach me at s3XXXyS8ergurl69@aol.com.

Great jaerb out there, Homestar!