D_C

Thank you.
I was sitting here thinking “wow, pink has changed.” And, yep, I didn’t even see it wasn’t Sheeran

What did the cactus do to deserve such treatment?

You, I like you.

Anyone shit talking fish fingers is going to get a visit from me and my sledgehammer in the middle of the night. You’ve been warned!

Leave my motherfucking fish fingers out of this!!!

Question:
How is Big Oil™ going to make a profit when the world is ruined and the population are dead?

Answer:
Lol, don’t care. That’s someone else’s problem.

You’ve been downvoted, but you are correct. Saying ‘on accident’ is jarring and meaningless.

The people who say it are like the idiots who say they ‘could care less’.
And they can, FUCK. OFF.

What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!

I don’t believe you. Get cracking.

And remember, power comes from the hips. Not the fist. Wind up, let loose, and punch through the object.
Don’t punch the face, try to punch the back of the skull, and beyond, but through the face.
Chop chop, daylight’s a wasting.

It is to these types of, lol, ‘alpha males’ that say these stupid things.

That idiot wouldn’t do shit to save humanity, let alone a single human. Though these types sure will tell everyone just how laughingly tough and manly they are.

However, yeah, it would’ve been better to say something like, “Would you wear a little girls pink summer dress whilst doing a rain dance in front of every ape to save a human”, but there you go.

Count Binface now has an opportunity to do something phenomenal…

“I showed this to my mother and she says that you need to eat more. Something about child bearing hips. My dad wants to know who fitted your mirror?
Btw, nice tits”

This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!

Same.
Though I’m not a vacuum cleaner, I just eat a lot. And I will also cry.

Aren’t teenagers a bit old for the paedo in chief?
Isn’t 4 to 12 the golden age, though the younger the better.

Ok, I’m a bit tired and I thought that the last word in your sentence was “partners” for a good 10 seconds, and I thought, “hmmmm, what now?”
It took a second read through for me to fully understand what you were saying.

Sleepy time for me now.

LGBtramsQ?

As if rabies would have anything to do with that horrible wobbling bag of obesity!!

Crikey, Utopia, I forgot about that. Thank you for reminding me.

I am at the point where I’m ok with AI going all ‘Skynet’ and taking over the world IF it takes out that fat child raping bag of gonorrhoea in spectacular fashion first.

It’s only fair to let the AI overlords have something for their troubles!!