For the ladies, I always thought Urine (Youreeen) was a beautiful name

Ha ha, nice try. I know I locked it because I checked three times and each time said out loud, “it’s definitely locked”. I might just check one more time though…

Who is more the fool? The fool, or the fool who follows the fool?

Wasn’t it a Tory policy that Labour adopted? Either way, absolutely awful and really does illustrate how little difference there between the major parties.

Like how you can panic guards in Hitman so they don’t notice you trespassing.

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

Ava Max is legitimately great