Hiding that stuff from a dog briefly just for transit is already hard. You will not keep your stash away from it for long at home, especially if you use it.

So many things are happening now, I hope he’s okay

I am steadily liking Australia more and more over the past decade.

No, I think I’d actually hate it a lot more like that

Full-contact boffer fighting. Feels good man. I can only imagine what the Buhurt loonies get out of it.

No, no, common mistake. Shitposts are different from shit posts, and are also distinct from posts about shit, though there may be some overlap. That meme belongs nowhere but the demented bowels of the data center it came from.

In a good way, Bluesky. In a bad way, Reddit.

Nah my money’s on raccoon people instead

While this is kinda true, none of the policies the Republican party pushes off this line of propaganda will help at all.

I have a special and unique hatred for Diego de Landa, burner of the Mayan books. I would remove him and as many of his associates as possible from history.

The US was actually founded through a proxy war funded by the French.

Shit is gonna get weirder before it gets more normal. The end might be in sight but the ride ain’t over. I’m pretty sure America First is what most Trump voters thought they were voting for. Not especially friendly on social policy but not controlled top-down like MAGA and the Tea Party. More American, less 'murica AFAIK

We do though. The entire lexicon of racism is ripe to be repurposed for shit-talking AI, because clankers literally aren’t people and they actually do make society worse. For the first time in human history, there is something out there that it is morally correct to be bigoted at. I think the slogan also carries the subtle implication that the people behind AI aren’t totally human too, which is great. Fuck clankers.

Fuckin hope so tbh, it’d be amazing to see it happen for a good cause for once

If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.

As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.

You can remove the sound anyway. Some cars will throw an error if the speaker is missing, but you can buy hardware to fool it. Just a resistor with the right connector. Easy peasy. I’m pretty sure it’s not even illegal, it only has to be sold that way.

Ever snuck up on someone in a seven thousand pound chungus-mobile? I have. It’s hilarious.

Yeah, sure, but furries are not animals and people who want to fuck actual animals are not well-liked in furry communities.

It’s the best position, which you only get if you’ve been a very good boy

Less than a hundred bucks unless someone’s kinda shallow