Ghost in the Shell is closer than you might think.

Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.

Maybe it’s so great that the users are content enough to not brag about it unprompted? Which would be very strange for Linux

No, iirc the guy near the phones is the father of the kid that the guy in red raped. Spoiler: dad decks the chomo, who is being escorted to trial

Lots of good YouTube and other resources on how to do this. Joshua Weissman and Jeremy Ethier have some good starter videos. I think Bobby Parrish has some series on cheap and healthy options as well as an app. It is doable it just takes a little bit of research and planning.

Tbh the comments here are completely expected from the Lemmy crowd

A razor blade huh

laughter turns into crying.gif

took an hour and a half to get to the elephant in the room, sounds about right