CHARMANDER NOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The “I’m a Pantheist” approach

Oh no, I don’t want mysterious. I never want the IRS to bother me lol

It is… acceptable

“Pieceofshitpleasestart, Second Engine of the Hyundai, Sinker of Bank Accounts, Breaker of Wills”

And the fact every flashback of the pastor was in a church of a different denomination lol

…wait a minute

And then the teachers were upset because the class was falling asleep after lunch. Nevermind the fact we weren’t receiving the appropriate nutrients needed to stay awake and function properly