Also likely wanting to curtail sex work in general, as Westerners were going to former Soviet countries for sex tourism.

In fact, right after Russia invaded Ukraine, “Ukrainian women” became a top 10 pornhub search.

By keeping him around it’s going to come up to what degree he holds influence or has final say, or if the new CEO is relying on him too heavily.

Now there’s going to be a question of whether he’s still running the company.

Could you give us some examples?

The president has these companies hostage in terms of trade rules. They appease him or they lose out, and considering the state of big tech, they need friends, because the AI bubble has drained their supply chains of resources.

You either have to wait for Motorola or get a new Pixel.

He owns shares. He’s hurting right now.

The don’t want to send a case to the Supreme Court that would rule on the side of homemade firearms.

Meaning: it benefits them.

You know, they love me in Greenland. I showed up, I said, “This place isn’t very green.” But then we installed the data center, melted all the ice. We sprayed some Brawdo. We wanted to give the plants 🌱 a head start, so we sprayed it. Our secretary of agriculture told me it would work and it has. We sprayed it. I’m thankful for our agriculture department and the Brawndo company. Since we sprayed it, the country of Greenland has never been greener. I think they’re very grateful and we hope to get a lot of Greenland votes in the next election.

Then why do they shift with ice melt?

I was thinking we put one massive data center on Greenland to thaw out the ice sheet.

But the vault shifts with the ice 🧊? Soon all the seeds will float away… 🏝️

Maybe put the data center up north in a Nordic or Scandinavian country?

Pretty sure it was made a federal crime. Also, there’s a little website, called X.com run by the world’s first (former) trillionaire that the government could shut down if they wanted to enforce the law. (It’s the most mainstream site violating the law.)

They’re preparing for civil unrest.

It’s hard to mess up. In fact, Trump had to run off at least a few gambling addicts to tank his casino. Modern software engineers would find it difficult to create such friction in a digital environment.

Damn, that might actually turn a profit. 😢

Good, I made it up as a joke.

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