The keyboard I bought for my first PC build. It’s the Alchemy Elixir.

Umm, how do most people feel about sauerkraut? It goes well with mashed potatoes and pork, or on a hotdog.

people are surprisingly opinionated about it.

Getting repeatedly burned by soulless multibillion dollar comanies tends to do that to a person.

Not something I have trouble with spelling, but a common typo I noticed I make is spelling “check” with a ‘h’ instead of the ‘k’ for some reason.

Do not, under any circumstances, release the mime.

Every time I have a dream where I have something like delicious food or a pile of candy or anything else I would very much enjoy, in the dream I always decide to save it for later and then I just wake up. Can’t even get imaginary enjoyment.

Ah that could explain it.

I ended up calling. Last time this happened, the chatbot worked fine. Like they have several pre-defined workflows that are integrated into the chat and I could just click the options. Not sure why this time was different.