Theoden: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep…one last time!
Gimli: Yes!
[runs off to blow the horn]

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For work i dont accept calls. Usually.

I prefer having text/email records.
No one can say to me “I did (or didn’t) say that”.

“I have the receipts right here.”

Moose antlers will regrow next year with branches where wounds were made this year.

Just inject it into your veins.

An IV drip during the meal.

I was there, 5000 thousand years ago, toiling in the mines for the memes.

But we went too deep…something woke up…