Gurl, you gotta go gluten free!

I support his lifestyle but I don’t want it rubbed in my face!

<br>I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump’s j/o dance move

“The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast

Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo

And even with the map he still couldn’t find it

You’ve got to lick it before you stick it might work well for diabetic testing strips

My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?

You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!

No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!

<br> People I see<br> Just remind me of mooing<br> Like a cow in the grass<br> And that’s not to say<br> That there’s anything wrong<br> With being a cow anyway<br> But people are people<br> With the added advantage<br> Of the spoken word<br> We’re getting on fine<br> But I feel more of a man<br> When I get with the herd. <br><br> -from Elegant Chaos by Julian Cope

Pineapple pizza

Debt

We switched to US Mobile last October and I’ve kind of been a bit shocked at how good and responsive their customer service is to be a MVNO prepaid utilizing Indian call centers.

Also, US Mobile partners with all three major carriers, so you can pick your network! They have to use different names because of copyrights but here is the translation: AT&T = Dark Star, Verizon = Warp, T-Mobile= Light Speed

Their unlimited plans all come with hotspot and start at $25 monthly regular price but they always have promos for new customers and you can prepay for a year of service and get unlimited for as little as around $16 a month. They ALSO always seem to have fantastic prices on the current model Google Pixel base phone and Pro XL, if you’re an Android person like me.

The only social media I have ever gotten into was Reddit. I was on that platform for over a decade. But eventually it became too toxic and caused me way too much stress. Every innocuous post or comment I made was subject to a barrage of unnecessary and unjustified criticism. I was constantly being banned anywhere from 72-hours to permanently for no logical reason. So after a decade I deleted my account.

I’ve noticed Lemmy seems to be going this way too compared to when I first joined a year and a half ago. The user base seems to be swelling with self-righteous Karens waiting to tear down any and all content. And, just like Reddit, the mods are falling dutifully into line behind them. Lemmy is far less enjoyable today than it was only six months ago. If trolls just ranted I’d ignore and block but the mods support them by deleting content. I’m a grown ass man pushing sixty years old. I can make my own mind up about content and comments. I don’t need somebody else doing it for me.

Which prison are you being held in?

Opposite here. I was born in 1969, so I was a kid in the seventies. My mom was a stay-at-home housewife who packed my school lunches. Often it would consist of a sandwich made of just margarine and sugar on Wonder Bread with the crust cut off (cut diagonally), with either a Jello chocolate pudding or a Ding Dong back when they were wrapped in foil.

Chris Noth - the bad mutha fucka

<cue Benny Hill music>

When you’re a sadist with a sense of humor