What are you actually trying to say though? The sentence ostensibly compares two values. “Number of times you’ve been to Berlin” vs “Amount of people who’ve been to Berlin”. You can’t compare those two. As a maths teacher would say, you’re mixing your units.

Are you joking because that makes no sense

They think gay stuff is like crack, once you get exposed to it you’ll be addicted and there’s no going back.

There’s some truth to that, but only for a certain percent of the population. The rest are immune. We have a word for people in that “vulnerable” category, and the word is gay. So unless you’re gay there’s no need to worry about it. Worrying about gay stuff turning you gay is gay af

Aw no I didn’t expect sad kitty stories. Hope he doesn’t have to go back! Here’s mine pretending she’s not scared of the box

That image needs a trigger warning, my cat just ran off to hide

We used it to mean cigarette before yanks turned it into a slur. You’re the butchers here!

Carbonara is just mac and cheese with ham

Don’t whip a horse that’s already sprinting

I’ve seen more and more instances of somebody saying they “Googled it” but what they really did is read Google’s AI overview. That’s not the same.

You’re kinda confirming my pet theory that the “I don’t do small talk” people are all cunts