Get yourself a man who looks at you like Jaques Biederer looks at genitals

I genuinely struggle to believe that

https://kings.dental/blog/entry/soft-vs-hard-toothbrushes-which-should-you-actually-be-using

*tips raw feta* M’leiden.

Ask your dentist why they recommend soft toothbrushes next time you see them

Wait, how’d the cheese get pregretant?

Get it, girl!

The inverse happened to me just recently. Tried out every “soft” brush in the store, all hard to medium. Bought one of them again and it’s feather soft. There has to be regulation on this because it just pisses me off to play toothbrush roulette.

Paying for sin was called indulgences. At first, it was to quell other issues and make money. But then it just turned into a way to make money. Vast piles of money. Personal money, as you alluded.

I’m sorry, I was raised on yeshiva and your Pennsylvania Dutch English flew straight over my head. I also know a bit of jive

When Medea breathed her last and she audibly farted, killing 3 very confused and terrified coroners, I just couldn’t stop laughing. 11/10. A classic

Airplane is pretty mid anyway. I much prefer Tyler Perry’s Medea goes to hospice, personally.

Much of the issue is people getting lost in the sauce, but plenty is marketing. I’m also frustrated. Give a movie 3 tags, tops. Order of tags indicates how applicable they are. Glass onion is mystery, comedy, drama. Cable guy is comedy, horror, thriller. Airplane is comedy, comedy, comedy. It’s not that hard!

You can do anything at zombocom. Anything at all.

My favorite bit of Christian lore is the time that predestination became a widespread belief. People cursed god and the church and sinned 30x harder, recognizing that if they did it, they were always meant to. In the absence of choice, people found hedonism not just agreeable but compulsory. Then the church solved that issue by telling people that they could actually get into heaven by paying. People got so pissed off that a sect splintered off, and I think that how we got Protestants.

Someone please tell me how many different events I erroneously mixed together.

If there’s even an inkling of doubt, it feels totally reasonable to hide treatment. I hope that they will understand, when your nephew finally comes out, just how important this is.

I’m sorry, but I’m just imagining you gradually becoming more and more profoundly, exaggeratedly, and unmistakably feminine and your parents dropping by, asking only whether you got a haircut.

Is this the “professional gramming” that compsci majors are always going on about?

Looked it up and I’m just finding people repeating it. I don’t think it would have been worth my time to find the original even if it were easy, but this mole hill may as well be Everest

Uhh, what is the joke in the comments? I don’t get it. Is it lolsorandom, but repeated to death?