Eww no I will not fuck them, they can get fucked though.

Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.

Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.

That means I can drink two!

Because it’s disgusting. The aftertaste and the way it coats my mouth is just nasty.

I doubt that toaster is powered by renewables…

This has been a thing for like 15 years. Just not using “AI”

The solution is bigger bread.

Generally no contact orders work both ways. Neither party cannot go within X distance of each other.

Exactly, crabs are the true heirs to the holy land.

Bed Bug genocide is a genocide I can get behind!

I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn’t even have it.

Grindr is the ultimate gamble, hahah I was telling me wife my blocklist grows every day. I had a guy solicit me for dirty socks, didn’t even want to buy them just wanted to trade one dirty sock for three clean ones… I had another guy call me an asshole for not responding to them. Not to mention the people who don’t read profiles.

They just throw quarters into the machine and hope one of their bets pays off.

Maybe if they weren’t all about making money off loneliness they might be doing a bit better.

I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I’m cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.

Literally the plot of rambo

If I’m keeping all that in my hat, I’ll definitely line it with foil. How else would I stop them from stealing my thoughts.

You don’t auto update it, and you store the keys locally, and if you need passwords on a device you use a VPN to access them, I’m not to concerned about updating my manager I’m more concerned about my VPN 😂

But I get what your saying.

So Hal goes to burning man.