All I see is 🍑 🐙

They are all unhinged in their own way but yeah lemmy is the wackiest for sure.

I will make a mod where you can bang your staffers with a chance of blackmail.

I once owned that exact alarm clock!

Head or butt?

The shitpost was inside me the whole time.

That’s what she said!

I see what happened here, they fucked you bananas and you should seek medical help girlfriend.

Based swallower.

It gets easier past the esophagus

I don’t know about these days but I’m pretty sure you used to be able to become a registrar somehow.

I used to work with a .com.au registrar and got to enforce the policy. It was fun shutting down people from trying to register the weird shit. I held the line with some honourably sweaty neck beards for a year or so.

Never!

It’s a hundred bucks a year for the domain alone. When I registered my first one in about 2013 it was 10 bucks a year. I registered them for the lols, pointed retarded URLs at my friend’s servers and spammed it.

You can Proton Mail now for free I think? - I pay for some server space but it’s a fraction of the cost of hosting even the domain name.

It should be cheaper ten years plus later, not more expensive 😭

I used to work in IT for a decent sized ISP. There was a list of banned usernames that was fun to peruse, this was in the 2000s. Good times!

Relevant username. I’ll catch you one day Mr. Redacted

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And fuck off that pikachu guy as well.

Ok well say your company has ten people. One of them is a purpleite and every year the religion celebrates the merging of red and blue, every year - and it coincides with the superbowl. Seven of the ten people want to take that as a long weekend to watch the game. The company can handle this… but oh no! wait, two of the remaining employees are related and share a mother who has people coming after her for personal reasons. She wants to send her kids to somewhere safe so she sends them to west philly. It turns out that’s where the merging happens so the three of them can drive over together. Meanwhile two people have to cancel their superbowl plans to accommodate the purplite. The two related employees get to live safely with their mother’s sister and her husbandi think that this is fine, it sucks for the superbowl crew but that’s not as important as someone’s religion or someone’s family situation. I think if you read this and look in the mirror you will see it all with a fresh understanding.

I’m not religious but I feel like people should have a right to take their annual leave for their religious holidays, yeah?

Now you can do both!