Why is hyperbole such a foreign concept on this webzone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXhV6s65xw

Your talking a lot of shit for some one with hollow bones.

There are two types or pacifist: pointless or dead. Good job bozo

Unexpected item? Yeah im quite the connoisseur, thank you for noticing.

Oce i stole a camping madrass by mistake. It was a bit big so i worre it over my sholder. By the refister i forgot it and the cashier didn’t notice it either. Svaed me 30 bucks 🤣