Soda isn’t meant for human consumption, but the marketing is strong

I wear underwear inside the long johns.

I’m Norwegian and that’s illegal

If you wanted one, just install it, it’s Linux

You wear underwear inside the long Johns?

The NO2 stage wasn’t the worst part by a long shot

Well, you’ve only been to Berlin a few times while other people have been there millions of times

There’s no Disney source material

Don’t worry, the way the Norwegian government operates, this will take 400 years to build and cost roughly all the resources in the universe (first estimate).

I believe this is why they invented pump and dump schemes

Jenny say what?

Might as well just hit the ship with a really big rock at that rate

Oh no, now he’s age

The books are just the same if you take them for what they are; easy to read kiosk literature.

He thinks there will be a future

No no no, just make endless people living in poverty and maybe a gentleman can pick up a child prodigy here and there

Maybe you could wear a Fedora.

Ah, yes frozen ice

I do this sometimes when people ask me how old I am.

It’s just incredible how what I used as a kid is like not even booting an OS anymore and what a system requires to idle would be considered NASA-levels of RAM back then. I mean sixteen GIGA bytes? You is joking.

Really seems like developers (yeah there’s execs and middle managers and the whole business that comes along with them) just let everything bloat to high heavens once hardware became more readily available

I did all this on XP with 512MB of RAM (ok it wasn’t online versions of excel, but more or less)