Yum. Sour chalk. You can even get in a stylish necklace.

I am your father…. Noooooooo!

For people who hate the government, they sure like using it to oppress everyone else.

My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn’t like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

Bad gas cap

Me either, fuck that guy

First you need some intelligence to sell

The MAGA nuts eat this shit up. They love it.

I don’t understand what they are doing. AI can’t run a business, it doesn’t increase productivity, it’s not good at medical services, it’s not good at therapy, it’s not good at creating anything other than mediocre text, it generates crappy slop. It doesn’t seem to be really good at much of anything.

Fancy pants can afford meat

Sorry about that. I used a straight through cable instead of a crossover cable. My bad.

Fancy pants can afford whiskey

By their logic I should be able to plug into my neighbor’s electric, right? I mean, why should I spend my own money?

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile!

Mr Bean is baked

If I could reach I’d never leave the house.

—George Carlin

Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

If you have to hide your face, you know what you are doing is wrong.

It’s funny, when NFT’s started I said it was the dumbest thing ever and everyone online jumped all over me and down voted me into oblivion.

It’s open source and not owned by an evil corporation. It doesn’t have ads. It doesn’t mine my data and sell it to the highest bidder. It doesn’t have AI shoved in every nook and cranny. It’s much lighter to run. I can easily run it on a 10 year old laptop.