Any variation of phrases where you express disappointment in someone/something

I quote old episodes of SpongeBob at least 3 times a day

Maybe I should start a side gig as witch

Yeah. Now I’m dealing with potentially losing my home. My dad is going to be living the RV life in spring. He offered to transfer his mortgage to me or rent his home to me if I need it. I’m honestly hoping that I can get an insurance payout big enough to pay off my home, so I can have his. It would be better accommodating for my slowly worsening disabilities and is less prone to the structural issues my home is. I’m very lucky to have this opportunity and I hope that I can have something work out right for once. I love my home dearly, mind, but it isn’t one that will be good for me as I age. I’ll be thirty next year, but I have the body of someone who is forty. I don’t expect to age well, so I am trying to get my future figured out as best I can while living life as fully as I can.

The safest place in my house is a closet in my finished basement. When the tornado that fucked up my foundation extra bad hit, I was in this tiny ass, pitch dark closet with two panicking dogs and the whole house shook and it sounded like a train was in the house with me. I thought I was going to die. Best part is that I was asleep when the tornado alert came through my phone. I booked it downstairs in 30 seconds. Found out later that the tornado was on the ground before the alert went off

That’s a crazy temp drop omg. And I’m already packing up important nonessentials to store at my parents’ place. This week is supposed to be good weather-wise until Wednesday, then we’re getting more storms. I’ve gotten like 10.5 inches of rain in the past month alone. The retaining wall beside my house is starting to bow and crack because the ground is expanding so much from the rain. There’s just no drainage for this much water. I’m also on a hill, so I’m not even getting the worst of it all. Most of the water rolling down the road misses me entirely.

It is, but I’m sure you’re aware of how fucked all insurance is in the US 💀

Fahrenheit 451. I started noticing increasing censorship and the growing intentional denial of knowledge and learning more and more. It’s terrifying.

Suckerpunch

I left reddit and haven’t looked back lmao. Lemmy is great. Just enough content to entertain me but not enough to let me scroll for hours and hours. The community is also so much better and there’s great content

My stepfather is buddies with a guy who owns a used tire shop. I get hella friends and family discounts lol

“The hand that feeds deserves to be bitten when it beats.” - Hand that Feeds by the Crane Wives

When being broke as fuck is getting me down, I jam to that song and I don’t feel so bad after.

This is one of my fave images of all time

I got a hysterectomy last summer and now people don’t ask me about kids much anymore. People who don’t know me well think that I am upset over losing my ability to reproduce. The people I know well know that I had a small party after I got rid of my reproductive organs. I had a custom cake made and everything.

10/10 best medical decisions I’ve ever made for myself

My dogs seem to know what days of the week are, because if I wake up early (before 10 am) on a weekend, they are both so offended that I woke them. But if I don’t wake up on time (7:15) on a week day, they harass the fuck outta me until I get out of bed.

I grew up in a farmhouse that had contaminated well water. We got all of our drinking and cooking water from jugs. It fucking sucked because it was inconvenient as hell

Yep!

Oh man I love that guy. His vids are great. I esp love his rural medicine bits because I grew up in the boonies and it reminds me of home lmao.