If you drive a swasticar, maybe don’t expect any privacy or ownership. That’s not how Nazi’s work.

Yeah, I know this is a shitpost, but this typo they left in changes the entire meaning.

Then there’s me, I’d just cut that last one in half.

Ah see… The problem here is that the front fell off.

Jesus… Trump saw a system that worked and got the world’s dumbest billionaire to break everything.

Some people, not too many.

How do I do that for a remote job halfway across the country?

HR just needs to do their fucking job.

Ah, the smell of eggs. That’s really bringing me back. I used to cook the new batch of mouse balls for the macs at school each week.

I own both of these products. They don’t look like this.

The worst people in this world don’t think about these things. They are the ones in “heaven”.

If that’s the company in heaven, it sounds fucking awful.

Lol, cause who wants to use a single USB to interface with the laptop? That’s crazy.

Jesus, I can smell them through the cartoon…

Yeah, let it soak! That’s great for the seasoning as well.

Turn them over while you’re at it. The bottom should face down.

Mighty kind of you! Do you perhaps have any bread to go with it?

I’ll take one on my car, too, for when I have to drive through the wasteland of LA.

To be clear, they’re is no bike option that isn’t suicide when traversing long distances through LA.

It’s like fuckin mad max out there.

Man, I did some light manual labor yesterday and I can barely stand today. I can’t go to fucking war without severely endangering every friendly around me.

So no, 45 is not the new thirty fucking anything.

Yup. It’s very slow this is why do many don’t use it. It can also often be gross and/or sketchy.

I have never in my entire life heard anyone in the US say public transportation is more dangerous than driving.

This is not a thing. We are all very aware that driving is incredibly dangerous.

Oh my god. That looks amazing.

I’m going to the store right now to get one.