Why is the article using “match” and “triple” in the same sentence for things that are pretty much in the same order of magnitude?

I don’t use Google and I agree with the energy. But every electrical product I’ve ever purchased has come with a manual, which gives all of the safety information.

So I guess read your manuals and don’t go rage searching on Google

From a disposable mouthwash cup in the 90s:

Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?

He had to sit in his own pew.