Yeah that’s what I’m jerking off to.

Bukkake.

And John Lennon beat his wife. Sometimes you have to separate the man from his work, otherwise you go down a lonely depressing path.

Rip hulkster.

You have to pay 10k for a sexual assault module? I can teach you all about it for $20

How else would they monetize your data? You need to think of the poor banks!

Just prostitutes.

I emptied my retard into your mom last night.

Being a dick. They were totally justified.

Reddit always bans me.

Have you seen my drink?

To be fair the place was full of drunks.

Why is your mom doing that?

Kind of a shitty one, but you do you🙂

Bye kid.

Price for handjobs has gotten ridiculous. Don’t get me started on anal!

Damn yo moms a freak!

How hard did he try on the handjob?

You’re in the wrong place…

I can’t even build Legos