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I’ve had multiple encounters with bears, cougars, alligators, and meth heads.

The closets I came to dying was being chased around my car for 30m by a mother black bear after I disturbed her hiding in a basement via coal flue. Lost my keys and had to wait for a park ranger to come save me.

Wait isn’t that a weazly

Two guys, two hands… And then someone fists you for the pentagon!

I read this as the last stroke makes you nuts… Yea we are all one mini stroke from becoming crazy.

Oh nut!

Be careful!

Gif and jpeg or jif and jfeg…

Do you eat food… Cause its a known fact that 100 % of autistic people eat food!

You round up and add one. So every other day means 5 out of 7 days… obviously.

A 10 min ride home is not the same as a 3 hour wedding and 12 hours processing images and video.

The loneliness as all of your loved ones die and your friends disappear.

As a kid I wanted to live forever. As an adult I understand how that would be endless torchure.

I lay here in an empty bed. This time last year I had a wife, 3 cats and a dog. Its been a brutal year to say the least.

you didnt get picked for the raffle then.

Its not sold out. They have not sold any yet. Its a raffle to see if you can even buy one but you have to sign up before tomorrow. Here is the page description.

“Join the list any time before June 25th at 10 a.m. PT. On that date, the list will be closed and randomized, and you will receive an email with your results shortly after.”

Crime is so low they forgot what they tags are supposed to be used for!

im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.

stuffed crust stuffed crust pizza!

My wife told me her cancer had moved to her brain. 22 days later through an unimaginable amount of pain and anguish she passed away.

I dont think anyone could possibly tell me anything that could hurt worse than that. (No fault of her own obviously.)

Bad faith.

i dont just mean the church but your style of posting here.

Its actually just checking how politically vocal you are against trump and assigning audits to those people.