Thus inspiring the most excellent ‘Snakes on a plane’ movie

Your post was created after 2022…

Well, we tried training dolphins, and then sharks with frickin’ laser beams, but we couldn’t convince everyone to build a pool everywhere they were going…

That dude had a mission to be constantly buzzed.

Scotch for breakfast, champagne for lunch, don’t even talk about dinner…

Two I like from history:

A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: “Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.”

Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied “Well, it raises the IQ of both countries.”

That is not my mom’s vagina, and NASA wasn’t there

3.6 Roentgen. Not Great. Not Terrible.

What if the Top 1%'s solution to climate change is to just keep going until 90% (or more) of the poors die off?

Then you can cut all your production and pollution by 90% (or more)

It doesn’t have to be all at once. Just let people gradually boil, freeze, drown, starve, die of thirst, whatever.

It has at least 10 pardons worth of cash and untraceable gems!

The clip of that is one of the most grovelling and cringeworthy things I have ever seen.

I don’t know how Cook can ever look anyone in the eye again

“Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a soul or an Alphabet when you are unable to speak?”

A follow up question, please:

Q: So, what is illegal for an AI firm to do?

Well, I do have several proton mail accounts if I feel I have to. And an alternate phone number too.

You give me a coffee shop with big ass sofas and a piano and chess sets and wifi and I’ll gladly pay $5 a cup to hang out. I’ll probably end up spending another $20 while I’m there. But the coffee alone just ain’t worth it.

I agree with Chandler. I heard Central Perk is cool.

How to be a pro Call of Duty player 101

Lesson 1 : Swearing, slurs and mom jokes to throw off the other team and gain a psychological advantage

How about

iSuck^TM

🤣

Look, AI is only measuring 3.6 roentgens. Not great, not terrible.

Sony pulled Linux from the PS3.

They’ve also pulled similar stuff on phones and other gadgets.

They lost my trust and I won’t buy anything from them again.

Dodge RAM? Fuck yeah! 😃

Oh, that kinda RAM ☹️

But I thought narcissism was a prerequisite to be a CEO?