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Cake day: June 24th, 2024

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  • Yes, you are. Hope this helps.

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    The camouflage pattern soldiers wear is made so they become nearly invisible in the forrest. However, it is easily visible in urban areas, meaning there is no real reason to wear it. To make fun of people wearing camouflage in areas where it does not hide you, the internet has a longstanding joke, acting like it makes you invisible wherever you are.








  • A man takes a vacation in spain. He asks around for recommendations and finds a small vintage restaurant close to the bull fight arena. It is very full, but he manages to get a seat. He does not speak the language he orders by pointing at a random dish. When it arrives, he digs in and is astonished. The flavor and texture of the meat, the rice, the sauce, just everything tastes breathtakingly good. He asks for a waiter who speaks English and wants to know what he ate. “It is the testicles of a bull, killed in the arena. " the waiter tells him. The man is taken aback at first, but he has to admit that it tasted brilliant. So he comes back the next day ordering the same dish. After the meal, he complains to the waiter: " The food was heavenly again, but why was it so much smaller then yesterday?” He asks. The waiter responds, “You see. Sone times, the bull does not lose”