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Raising the boards with the lads. Any internships available that give you access to sensitive corporate information?

The AI is technically correct. Dying from poison cures schizophrenia and every other health condition. Except dying from poison of course.

It’s the abundant precious metals that can be found in Flock cameras. Gold, copper, I’ve heard there might be diamonds in them. Only one way to find out.

Next week: AGI breaks containment and announces new cryptocoin to celebrate AGI.

The Matrix called the 90s the peak of human civilization, and it felt extreme and foolish at the time. Turned out to be prescient.

The education system started getting gutted in the 80s, and it accelerated rapidly under W in the 00s. MAGA is a direct line from this and the similar policies around it.

Trying to be good, but failing sometimes. Trying to do better.

Need to be more accountable for failings and judge myself by actions instead of intentions.

You don’t get it. The existence of trans people threatens the existence of penises everywhere.

If you don’t oppress and silence trans people, your penis might fall off. That’s a scientific fact.

The worst part was having to clean the gunk off your yolk to up the mouse’s responsiveness.

“Go away! Baitin’!”

The issue that unites every American. Clanker factories are an abomination.

True patriotism. Standing up for the right to be informed. All of democracy is predicated on that right, and it’s going extinct.

Up where the air is crisp.

That’s Gnosticism in a nutshell.

“The treasure was insane. I saw it myself. You just have to brave the mumble and it’s all yours.”

When UBI starts being seriously considered on a large scale, you’ll likely see a massive influence campaign against it. Something along the lines of “If you give people free money, they’ll never get a job.” It will likely have racial undertones that range from subtle and implicit to wildly explicit, depending on the forum.

If low information working class people, those who would benefit the most from such a program, fall for that campaign, as they often do, you’ll see a backlash against it that could prevent it from becoming law.

He’s still working on Mel Brooks 2: The Quest for More Money.

Data centers are Mako reactors from FF7. They’re sucking the lifeblood of the Earth to use it to speed up our destruction at the hands of cartoonishly evil megacorps.

And the promise the tech companies sold their investors on was to cut out the need for human workers and replace them with defective chatbots.

That’s the next giant bubble that’s about to burst. Old money got taken by tech conmen who promised they could finally stop having to deal with human employees and their need for money for basic necessities.

It’s all just so incredibly evil. Billionaires are a blight on all of humanity. From Epstein’s Island to this incredibly shortsighted gamble and all the ones before it. They’re greedy, evil, and stupid, while being entirely unchecked by basic critical thinking.

They are actively trying to doom us all for just a little more.

It’s refreshing to see actual, sincere responses in the midst of the political poo flinging that’s mostly bots these days.

Yes, Hunter Biden was an addict who smoked crack. He’s not denying it. It’s the truth. He’s also calling people out on their bullshit theater around it.

Is that Kurt Loder with a magnificent 80s mane?