That is a very personal key holder.

No cap

Ooh, you’re good.

Broken radius from a motorcycle crash. Doc set it by hand with only local anesthetic. Holy fuck that hurt.

I ended up with 13 acres of woods that I had to make a way into.

He knows what he did.

Nah, if I have to watch TV to learn the lingo, I’ll go ahead and fall behind on that one.

I just hope crashed out goes back to meaning going to sleep after an all-nighter.

Hadn’t heard that one yet. How’s it used?

I will not let yeet die

You’re gonna get a tractor in a year.

That sounds good except for the fact that half of those 8 billion either worship the million or believe they can join them by following the rules hard enough.

Not saying I’m against lynching the lot, but you have to understand that you aren’t just fighting that minority, the drooling masses are going to fight on their behalf.

I’m sorry, but the most fun you can have reading a book is Robert Asprin’s M.Y.T.H. series.

Also I feel you should know that the banjo is a far more versatile instrument than it is given credit for. In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins is a favorite of mine to play.

When I saw the pic my brain started playing “poor unfortunate souls” from little mermaid.

There’s no such thing as artificial intelligence and large language models are not the future of anything. Pull the boot out of your fucking mouth and try to use that lump of salty fat your skull is keeping the air off of. They aren’t going to favor you for rolling over and giving them your belly.

If you look a little angry all the time nobody guesses that you’re actually stoned as balls.

Also the totally appropriate name for the bassoon in some languages, because it looks like a pile of sticks.

I’ve fenced with blunted rapiers, that’s just a sport. No i think the danger has to be real to count, with proper swords, type to be either agreed upon by both parties or even better run what ya brung, and have at it. Combatants might yet be mortally wounded, but it’s not a predetermined outcome.

Not every duel was to the death. Bring back sword duels to first blood.

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