I for one will be yelling at the screen and throwing my popcorn when that happens. For I have been enjoying this arc in my fleeting existence.

Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.

This dystopian hell hole is already here. I present the Sloped Toilet to prevent workers from getting a few extra minutes.

Israel “merdaverse@lemmy.zip is now Hamas and has an underground Hamas compound at their location.”

TIL, developing nuclear weapons is only 20 years in prison.

Sandy photos, and photos of bats.

Florida has the mythical Florida Man.

“The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”

Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.

Randy Fine is truly delusional.

For a brief second, I thought there was new Thug Notes.

To be fair, everything was going for Lavos until those meddling kids figured out time travel.

He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.

Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.

My money is on the Emus.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here.

Mitch Hedberg

“Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”

If we think the logic through, it is very insidious. The city has decided that the public perception of locking up benches is far more preferably then allowing a place for people to sit/sleep.

In essence, it is better for a bunch of people to be collateral in punishing the homeless then it is to be seen making homeless people’s lives marginally better.

Forget the laundry gauntlet (mixing color with whites). It’s now time for the kitchen gauntlet!

start a new operating system from scratch.

I’m going to start my operating system with blackjack and hookers.

Grifting the movie studios. A grift that I can get behind.

I would agree with this statement.

Adam Sandler can act really act in dramatic roles (Punch-Drunk-Love, Reign over Me, Uncut Gems, etc)

When Sandler produces a comedy, yeah; it tends to be bad. When Sandler is just the actor, it’s a different story.

Props to Sandler to realizing that movie studios will pay him money to go on location to shoot movies and hire his friends.

It does matter. If entire generation of Americans grow up with Gulf of America and Lake America, that will be the name of Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario in the US.