I think it says Fender.

Tickling the ivories takes a dark turn.

I am an absolute delight.

How do you beat something like this with technology? It must be possible.

I prepare all my meals as I bathe.

Stick to baths.

Kinda seems like you answered your own question.

thouseds upon thouseds

I imagine them saying, in real life, “sumtig” like an idiot.

This is part of the Pi Expanded Universe.

Thank you, pesce be with you my friend

What trailer?

Is that too far removed from reality to imagine given the payout they’re trying to get?

So… we are the same.

I never put my feat in waters.

At some point, even tech babble will seem like Curtains for Zoosha

Is this anything a VLAN and Pihole can’t fix?

Edit: looks kind of impossible to prevent, if it can access an open Wi-Fi nearby.

Ah yes, the Survivorman cameraman.

This is like wearing undiluted skatole. Some things shouldn’t be maxxxxxxxed.

Capitalism means seeing all the complaints about the Post Office, FedEx, UPS, etc losing packages and thinking “I wonder if I can monetize that fear?”