Serious “fellow kids” energy.

I’ve never been sure which is funnier, all the medals or the enormous hats.

Trinocular vision.

There are isolated farming villages in Korea with faster Internet speeds than many places in the US. That gap is about to widen.

Choo choo?

It’s never done that before.

No matter where you come from , once you can say “I know a guy” you’re an American.

The spread of debris is honestly impressive.

These and Erector Sets were top toys when I was a kid.

That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.

How is this not The Onion?

I hate to admit it, but this is true. My favorite students have always been the ones who do this.

If they did this for real I shudder to imagine what they’d use for the colors.

This is why banshees wail.

Be cooler if it was flying.

How do you know?

It’s the driver for misogyny, homophobia, racism, xenophobia, and so much else.

It’s worth it. There’s a lot of functionality available, although I’ve only used a fraction of its features so far.