I just take a nice, relaxing ride on my bicycle to a nearby park instead.

The ducks have learned about this habit and leave me alone now, fearing for their eardrums.

I know about the 30 years war and whatnot, and it might have been necessary to at least mention the Troubles as a partially religious conflict between Catholics and Protestants that spawned the biggest terrorist attacks in the UK, or perhaps more noteworthy the relationship between Sunni and Shia Muslims and their majority countries…

But be fucking for real. If the West just doesn’t care about religion any more, we wouldn’t have religious discrimination. Do Catholics get more assaulted for their Religion than Muslims in the US? Are South American Catholics absolutely viscous when it comes to Christian Heretics but the same people are tolerant to Vodou? Are there any Evangelical Terror attacks in Kenya I missed?

You are denying reality justifying this.

I’m pretty sure they don’t if we define “hate” by things like Terrorism or Religious Discrimination instead of complaints at the BBQ, but sure, your local sect is so annoying.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?

Yes, that’s bad enough. OP should have just said that instead of lying about/spreading misinformation on it being bad for your health.

Hunger. It greeted the man at dawn, and laid down with him at dusk. Sometimes, its gnawing woke him up at night. There’s only the hunger, the dead, and a terrible solution.

But for real, microwaved potatoes with whatever my CSA hooks me up with. I’m vegetarian for economic reasons, most of the time anyway.

Well, why do you read them if you hate them so much? You should really read some underground news, I think you’d enjoy them more. /s

My cursor came free with my operating system, although I did have to buy my own mouse.

Change into my “blind guy” costume and beat the car with my stick until someone stops me.

I very deliberately explained everything in too much detail that is common knowledge, except the very thing people would need an ELI5 for as a funny bit, and you still accuse me of using AI?

You should turn the screen off for today, prevents you from jumping at the shadow it casts behind you.

Marlboro is a major producer of cigarettes. Cigarettes, and tobacco products as a whole, are expensive, smelly and are proven to increase cancer risks due to the inhalation of carcinogens as the cigarette is lit and then inhaled. The burning of cigarettes also creates tar that is then inhaled, so there is literally black sludge that slowly accumulates in ones lungs as one inhale the smoke.

Reading all that, you might wonder how one could “love” it. Thing is, Tobacco products are incredibly addictive, once you start smoking cigarettes it is incredibly hard to stop. People start by only doing it with friends once a month or so, many people say it has a relaxing effect, especially when taken in a social circle, but then their brain craves it twice a month, and suddenly they want to do it every day or more often. It’s as we grown ups say, “a hooker who takes all your money but wont love you back”.

Cigarettes also make hrt less effective.

This is then revealed to be a breaking point for the portrayed smoker, evidently a hormone replacement therapy user. See, hrt is helping a lot of people growing into a body they feel comfortable in. It’s like puberty, but a more controlled process some people really want to do to feel comfortable in their body. This meme is showing that this desire is so great they even give up something that is incredibly hard to quit, because this step in their life is so important to them. The same way some people love to stay fit to feel good about their bodies, hrt users expend real effort to get to a body they don’t hate when necessary.

AI so shit it comes for my unemployment…