In an interview for a line cook job I mentioned this in jest.
The chef laughed and said nah fuck that we’re like a pirate ship. We’re here for each other, understand if something better comes along, but you fuck up we’ll make you walk the plank.
My favorite version of that jargon nonsense I’ve heard.
We’re a family is toxicity central. Just like family. ❤️
Party I was at was trumpers and this irony is delicious.
America playlist going most of night. They turned off hendrixs star spangled banner at woodstock. Little too experimental for em, little too on the nose.
Explaining to a 70 year old it was a protest song, hearing them just grumble under their breath is a new July 4th favorite memory for me. Like dude you were alive then how are you not aware.
After that it was ford truck month country.
That believing in self is the fucking worst. It’s so much easier to help others.
Circle ain’t the problem it’s me not being able to accept love.
I appreciate your advice and time.
Liam neeson and those “black basteeerds”
I’ve always thought this was the real “trickle down”
Care.
My family had a phlobe and I think it’s why I hate haircuts to this day
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
She’s my seeing cock dog.
I only fuck who she says.
America has op geography.
I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.
The 20 jobs I’ve applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route
I’m casing houses on my nightly walks
Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.
Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.
Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷
I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.
Describe your worst sleep position:
Knee up foot on knee, neck bent at a 60 degree angle.
Vs
On stomach, right arm under chest , left arm behind back or a lil hand pillow , knee up. (I call this one the Peter Griffin)
Nathaniel Swigger is dangerously close to a shitpost name
93% sure is like an additional 40% than what they were use to operating on
I get in trouble for hedging my hog
Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.